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It was the day

When I got my first mate

 


I'd get home to see you there 

sleeping in your cardle

 

  

looking at you and with you play

read you a tale

 

 

 

And you grew up to be my friend

 

 

I hope my God and for him I pray

 

 

 

To give you happiness , love , keep you

safe

 And all your dreams come true 

 

 

Future ahead that we can fate

 

 

 

By God's help

 

plan and education we make

 

 


Today is your birthday and I'm not late

 

 


So be prepared

 

 


With God's blessing and in him we have faith

 

 

 

 

 

 

To start a new age

 

 

  

Fruitfull prosporous that flowers decorate

 

To you Lolz k.

 

 

 

 

 

from the bottom of my heart I say

 

 

 

I love you sister and wish you a beauitfull happy successfull life filling love in every corner of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Category: English

 

 

 

Test for  Brilliance
B
elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




Ready? GO!!!




First Question:


Y
ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?




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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
  absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! 



Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but
don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question:

I
f you overtake the last person, then you are...?




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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question:
V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.




Take
1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000. Now add 30 .
Add another
1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another1000
Now add
10 . What is the total?




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Did you get
5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.


شو هي هيكككككككككك؟

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.




Fourth Question:


Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2.
Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter? 




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Did you Answer
Nunu?
NO!
Of course it isn't.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:


A
mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.


Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Like you!





PASS TH IS  ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE
  IN YOUR LIFE

 

 

 

 

 

Category: English

 

 

Is there any difference between

 

COMPLETE   &    FINISHED

???

 

people say there's no

 

BUT

 

I THINK THERE IS ..........

 

 

When you marry the right one

 

You are COMPLETE

 

 

When you marry the wrong one

You are FINISHED

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

>

 

 

 

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one

 

YOU ARE....

COMPLETELY   FINISHED

 

 

with all my greetings to our firends

 

BE GOOD

 

 

Category: English

 

 

80% of kindergartners solved this riddle, but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it ut.

Can you answer the following questions in one word

 

  1. the word has seven letters
  2. preceded God
  3. Greater than God
  4. More Evil than the Devil
  5. All poor people have it
  6. Wealthy people need it
  7. if you eat it, you will die.

 

 

Did you figure it out?

 

 

Try haed before looking at the answer

 

 

 

Did you get it yet?

 

 

 

GIVE UP ?

 

 

 

Brace yourselfe for the answer

 

 

THE ANSWER IS :

 

 

 

 

 

NOTHING
 

 

NOTHING  has seven letters

N  O    T   H   I   N   G 

NOTHING preceded God

NOTHING is Greater than GOd

NOTHING is more evil than the devil

poor people have NOTHING

Wealthy people need NOTHING

if you eat NOTHING, you will die.

 

a brain-tester to our smart friends.

 


Category: English

مين بيئصدوا بهالكلام ؟

You can't live with them,and you can't live without them.

they mean : women.

Is that right????

Category: English

مين بيئصدوا بهالكلام ؟

You can't live with them , and you can't live without them.

شو رايكون؟ ميييين؟

      

Category: English

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

early bird: المعنى الحرفي :عصفور مبكر

بيئصدوا انو انت بتفيئ بكير متل العصفير نشيط صباحا

morning person: و بيقولوا كمان

night owl:المعنى الحرفي بومة ليلة

بتعرفوا انو البوم بينشط بالليل مو بالنهار, يعني بكون بقمة نشاطه مساء

late riser:و بيقولوا كمان

Category: English

هالمرة سهلين و بسيطين

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

يلا جاوبوا لشوف فرجوني ابداعاتكم

         

شو طلع معكم؟

Category: English

  

he's blue.

l'm green.

when do you have the long face?

the more , the marrier.

شو رأيكون؟ هاتو لشوف